Just one more blog

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Thu Aug 12

Other than the lack of an ocean in Omaha, this is the main reason I don’t paddle surf.

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Tue Feb 2

I do not have the time to go off on your “White Obama” comment. Just know, I’m watching you, and the historical ridiculousness (and implication that Obama is the one that is worthy of comparison) of your statement has been noted.

tylerriewer:

Check out this lineup for 2010 Presidential Dollar coins. You’ve got Millard “The Lost Baldwin Brother” Fillmore, Franklin “Doesn’t Own a Comb” Pierce, James “Great Grandpa Leno” Buchanan, and Abe “White Obama with a Beard” Lincoln.

What a great year for coin collectors!

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Fri Dec 11

tylerriewer:

Well, here’s that 2009 Christmas photo…

You realize you’re getting weirder, right?

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Fri Sep 4

Ah Dashboard… listening to you post-breakup is one of the 5 most dangerous things a person can do. I’d love to say I’ve never done it, but…

kelseyriewer:

Which of the bold faced lies will we use

I hope that you’re happy, you really deserve it

This will be best for us both…in the end

But your taste still lingers on my lips

Like I just placed them upon yours

And I starve.

I starve for you.

But this new diet’s liquid

And dulling to the senses and it’s crude

But it will do.

So, which of the standard lines will we use?

I’ve been meaning to call you; I’ve just been so busy.

We’ll catch up soon.

Let’s make it a point to.

And your taste still lingers on my lips like I just placed them upon yours

And I starve.

I starve for you

But this new diet’s liquid

And dulling to the senses, and it’s crude.

But it will do.

But it will do.

I hope it will do.

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Wed Aug 19

tylerriewer.com

You win this round, my friend. My cavalier attitude allowed you to reclaim this prize. But some day, when your renewal is due, I will strike again. The asking price will be $30,000—due partially to spite and partially to anticipated inflation.

tylerriewer:

I purchased this domain in April of 2003. It was my personal website for years… until I accidentally let it expire one day and some squatter swooped it up. Why? I don’t know. When I called him, he insisted that it wasn’t for sale — then decided he would be willing to part with it for $3000. I countered with $20 but he laughed in my face. I hung up and vowed to track down every living member of his family and make them pay. But that was just me being dramatic.

Instead, I’ve been patiently waiting. Waiting for this day. The day it would expire for him and I could swoop in and steal it right back. AND THAT’S JUST WHAT I DID!

So I’m very pleased to report, that after a two year hiatus, tylerriewer.com will be coming back into action. And rest assured, I will never let it go again. (Unless of course you want to buy it for $3000.)

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Mon Aug 10

The cancellation of Arrested Development will go down as the single greatest tragedy of the Bush era.

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Thu Jul 30

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Thu Jul 23

Thought of the Day

This post is inconsistent with your previous e-mail about being to busy to accomplish certain life objectives.

tylerriewer:

Unemployment, like prison, presents an opportune time to pump iron and read books.

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Wed Jul 8

tylerriewer:

(via rubyriewer)

Milady just started at a new salon in Portland and here she is already getting after it. I’m impressed.

Great idea. But if you use milady again, I’m not following you anymore.

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Fri Jun 26

“ Find what you’re afraid of most and go live there.

(via kelseyriewer)

Why would I go live with clowns?